Afterwards

Afterwards, he moved out of the house and rented a small one bedroom apartment. He’d seriously considered a studio, but as it was his plan to spend most of his time by himself, he figured that the change of scenery might be needed to keep him from climbing the walls.

There wasn’t a lot of furniture he took from the house, certainly not the bed, which he replaced with a single bed, to remind himself that he wasn’t expecting company, not that kind, anyway. He did take the futon couch, which he’d always liked and was big enough to sleep on without even unfolding it.

He liked having the occasional friend visit, but liked giving them the bedroom, especially if it was a couple, and sleeping on the futon himself. That way he didn’t feel trapped in his own place, and friends were welcome to stay as long as they liked.

He’d noticed that nobody really wanted to stay that long in New Jersey, though.

The first piece of actual furniture he bought was a Morris chair for reading. The Morris is sort of a proto-lazy-e boy recliner, designed back in the late 1800s by a guy named, well, Morris. His favorite feature of the chair was the wide flat arms where a cup of coffee could perch.

After he’d angled it in the corner of the room with a perfectly adjusted reading lamp (that’s how you know this is a work of fiction) for company, he played back Marilyn Monroe’s cover of Irving Berlin’s “You’d Be Surprised” in his mind.

“At a party/Or at a ball/I’ve got to admit/He’s nothing at all/But in a Morris chair/You’d be surprised.”

One can hope, I suppose.

(see…I can write vaguely autobiographical short fiction)

Soup #26 Potato, Leek and Cauliflower Vichyssoise

Since it’s summer, with the thermometer hovering around the century mark for days at a time, I decided I’d better do some chilled soup recipes. Figuring that Vichyssoise and Gazpacho are the top contenders for that category I flipped a coin and it came up leeks.

Not everyone likes the idea of a chilled soup, my testers were quick to point out, but whether you call this Potato Leek Soup or Vichyssoise, you can serve it hot or cold and it’s good either way.

I like the pale green color of the soup and the creamy smoothness, but it’s one of those things I never got around to making before. Though I often surf the web and dig through my collection of soup books for tips, I had a pretty clear notion of how I wanted to make this, so I just went to the produce section and grabbed what felt right.

One thing that didn’t feel right was the potatoes, because they’re carb heavy, and that’s something I’m avoiding. Still, it wouldn’t be right to leave them completely out, so I settled for a fifty-fifty mix of Yukon Gold potatoes and cauliflower.

Vichyssoise w Potato, Leek and Cauliflower

  • 2 qts Chicken Stock (I typically use 2 tbs Better than Bullion Organic Chicken base)
  • 1 lg Onion chopped
  • 1 lb white boiling potatoes, peeled and sliced
  • Garlic 4 cloves (minced)
  • Leeks 2.5 lb before cleaning and cutting (yield: 2 qts)
  • I lb Cauliflower (broken up into florets)
  • 1 tbs kosher salt
  • 12 oz Half and Half

I started off by putting the water and chicken base into a stock pot and bringing it up to a simmer. While it was coming up to temp, I peeled and sliced the potatoes, which went into the stock. Then I brought a saute pan with a tbs of olive oil up to temp while I coarsely chopped the onions and garlic and sweated them for about 8 minutes until they were getting soft. Into the soup with them. Next I broke the cauliflower florets off teh thick stem and added them to the stock.

While the stock was simmering, I cleaned the leeks, which are grown in sandy soil, so you can be sure they’ve got sand between their leaves. First you cut the base of the stem off, then the leafy tops, leaving an inch or two of green, but none of the floppy leaves. Some folks suggest cutting across the stalks to open them like a brush and running them under water, but don’t fall for it. Cut the leeks in halves or quarters, separate the leaves, and rinse them. Wash your cutting board between operations that might have sand in them as well.

After they’re clean, crosscut the leeks into one inch sections and saute for about 3 minutes in another tbs of olive oil. Add them to the soup and use some of the liquid to deglaze the pan, which you might as well wash,  since you’ve got nothing to do for the next 20 minutes except watch the pot simmer.

When the simmering is done, it’s time to go to town with your immersion blender. You want this to be a smooth soup, so keep at it until you no longer detect (much) graininess to the soup. Add in the Half and Half and the tbs salt.

Let that simmer for a few more minutes (5 min) then let it rest for half an hour before serving. If you’re going to serve it chilled, of course you’ll need to pop it into the fridge, probably overnight.

Chopped chives make an excellent garnish, and a little sour cream wouldn’t hurt either.

This came out pretty well hot, and I’m looking forward to testing it cold tomorrow.

Geezers with Guns Week

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I was looking for a shoot-em up film to watch on the last night of my bachelor week, and came across Michael Caine in Harry Brown, in which an ex-Marine takes on a gang of hoodlums that are terrorizing his neighborhood. Now, while that sounds like the same setup as Clint Eastwood in Gran Tornio, which it is, the two movies are a terrific study in contrasts.

Caine is exhausted and immobilized by age and tragedy, while Eastwood is full of barely controlled rage waiting to get out. Well, maybe that applies to both old men. Harry Brown is one dark and moody movie though, and it fails to deliver the feel good ending that Gran Torino manages. Watching it got me thinking that a week long “Geezers with Guns” movie festival would be interesting.

  • Monday: No Country For Old Men kicks off the week with Tommy Lee Jones pissing and moaning about getting old.
  • Tuesday: Second Hand Lions with Michael Caine and Robert DeNiro lighten  up the mood with a distinctly odd couple and their boy
  • Wednesday: Gran Torino lets Clint utter the deathless line, “Get off my lawn.” while holding a carbine at the ready.
  • Thursday: Harry Brown give us a darker take with yet another Michael Caine movie, this one set in the UK.
  • Friday: Red with Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich and other fun actors let us settle in for a popcorn frenzy to sit back and enjoy having survived the week.

I’m open for alternative suggestions or films for the weekend. What have you got? True Grit? Rooster Cogburn?

In the Wilds

Open a cheap merlot
and fill an expensive glass
but only partway
if you just let it breathe
it will come into its own.

Put the ten inch sauté on
medium high and add
a pat of butter
in three minutes it foams
a little, but just enough. Continue reading →

Readercon 22 Sunday: Anthologies, Brains, and Bad Writing

Update: Ern’s con photos are now uploaded to Flickr.

I grabbed a tasty cinnamon raisin bagel (slathered with peanut butter) from the con suite, overflowing with folks doing much the same, to chatting amiably about books, eBooks, or whatever. Nodded to David Hartwell, who gave me props for today’s hat…and dropped my gear at the desk for later retrieval. Continue reading →