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Review: A Learning Experience by Chris Nuttall

When a none too bright bunch of aliens decides to capture some humans to see why everyone thinks they make such good fighters they find out, much to their regret. Chris Nuttall’s latest novel, A Learning Experience is a lot of fun and makes the title’s point as the main character discovers that power really does make things complicated, no matter how simple you’d think a libertarian mindset should make things.

The story opens with a handful of retired marines being abducted from their combined camping trip and bitching session by a group of classically despicable aliens, who fortunately, never got around to setting the security safeguards on their ship’s AI. They didn’t build it, they don’t understand it, and as a result they got to lose it in short order. In fact, that happend so easily that it’s a weak point in the story, but, but it had to be done to get to the real story which is  about setting up a lunar colony / nation with Heinlinian flair and a lot of vets that alien medical technology could make whole again. Then setting up shop to protect Earth, because someone’s bound to notice one of their starships went missing on a simple snatch and scuttle mission. And thumbing their noses at the US Government in true libertarian fashion.

What’s I liked is exactly what annoys some, the preachy bits. I like that the main character’s libertarian ideals come up against hard realities when dealing with organizing the new nation, and the tribute bits that the author has thrown in to make it clear that he’s well read in the genre. A nice touch is that when confronted with alien tech that seems straight out of Star Trek, they just go for it – adopting Trek terms where it fits. Also telling is the tribute to John Ringo’s Live Free or Die, in which a human discovers that maple syrup is a precious trading commodity. Nuttle’s clearly given the libertarian near future genre a lot of though, and the book delivers on the title’s promise. It’s more than a shoot em up in space novel, and I liked it quite well.

The central character is full of self rightfulness and the romance of lost American Exceptionalism at the book’s outset, but as the book progresses he has to come to grips with the slippery slope that having the power to make the other guy do what you want offers, hence the title. Along the way you have about as much fun as any mil-sf oriented first contact novel offers, and I’m not sure why one reviewer thought the book was too short, unless he means that it ended before he wanted it to. Certainly for the price, A Earning Experience is a great value.

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Jambalaya! Kickin it Up!

JambalayaI like Cajun cooking, and am pretty happy with my gumbo, but stirring roux for half an hour to an hour puts me off. Fortunately, you can have a taste of the Big Easy without making a roux if you make yourself a jambalaya. All in all, it’s a lot faster than making a gumbo, and it’s awesome good. The recipe here makes a big batch, and it’s really easy.

  • 1 lb andouille sausage (cut into 1/3 inch half moon slices)
  • 3-4 skinned chicken thighs (cut into 1/2 inch squares)
  • 2 strips bacon
  • 12 medium shrimp (raw peeled)
  • 1 large green pepper (diced)
  • 1 large onion (diced)
  • 2 cups celery (sliced 1/3 inch)
  • 1 pint chicken stock (I used the stock I made from a smoked turkey, which added some great smokiness to the whole dish)
  • 14.5 oz can of diced tomatoes (I used Hunts)
  • 1 tbs Zataran seasoning
  • 2/3 cup uncooked white rice

Cook the onion, pepper, and celery until the onion is starting to get translucent. Combine with the meats in a larger stockpot. Add the stock, tomatoes, and Zataran’s to the pot and bring to a slight boil. Add the rice, stir in and cover. Simmer for 25 minutes, checking to add water  if the rice absorbs all the liquid.
Add the shirmp and cook 5-7 minutes until the shrimp is cooked through.

Serve. Wasn’t that easy? It’s wicked good, that’s for sure.

Texas Pete® Charred Chicken with Lime Scented Habanero & Corn Salsa

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I actually found this in an ad for Texas Pete in Bon Appetite, and it looked like  a lot of fun, so we made it for some friends when they came over. Terrific hit. My only additions were to double the Texas Pete’s, and to precook the chicken until it was almost done in the microwave, then just brown it on the grill. Much juicer, and a lot fewer flames to deal with.

  • IMAG0054SALSA INGREDIENTS:
  • 1 lime, zest and juice
  • 5 roma tomatoes, diced
  • 1/2 red onion, chopped
  • 1/4 piece habanero pepper, minced
  • 2 ears corn, kernels removed
  • 2 tbsp. extra virgin olive oil
  • 3 tbsp. parsley, chopped
  • 3 tbsp. chives, chopped
  • 3 tbsp. cilantro, chopped
  • 4 tbsp. Texas Pete® Chipotle Hot Sauce
  • 2 tbsp. Texas Pete® Original Hot Sauce
  • Salt and pepper to taste
  • CHICKEN INGREDIENTS:
  • 1 whole chicken, quartered
  • 1/2 cup extra virgin olive oil
  • 4 tbsp. thyme, chopped
  • Salt and pepper to taste
  • SALSA PREPARATION:
  • Combine all ingredients & gently fold together. Allow flavors to infuse for 45 minutes to an hour.
  • CHICKEN PREPARATION:
  • Drizzle chicken quarters with oil and sprinkle with thyme, salt and pepper. Over medium high heat, grill chicken quarters 8-10 minutes on each side, or until internal temperature reaches 165°F. Remove chicken from grill, allow to rest 6-8 minutes and top with salsa.

Source: http://www.texaspete.com/recipes/texas-pete-charred-chicken/index.php

Good Junk by Ed Kovacs

Cliff St James is about as tough an ex-cop private investigator as there ever was. He’d have to be to have survived Ed  Kovac’s debut novel, Storm Damage, about post Katrina mayhem in the Big Easy. But survive he did, in fact, considering that the first book found him broke and nearly homeless, he’s come up a long ways, owning an admirable array of guns, spy gadgets, a rolling arsenal or two and a nice set of digs with a fancy sub-zero refrigerator in it. Not to mention that he owns his own mixed martial arts dojo. Yes, St. James may be off the New Orleans force and scrounging up cases on his own, but he’s not down on his luck. Except that when you’re as tough as he is, the wounds that cut the deepest are the self inflicted ones, like not being able to forgive yourself for killing a sparring partner by accident.

Which is the problem that’s haunting St. James when the story opens. Miserable, off his timing, and afraid to put his weight behind a punch, St. James is hiding out from shadows, his and everyone else’s. When his almost girlfriend and sometime NOPD partner Detective Honey Baybee,  who more than lives up to the name, drops a double homicide in his lap, he knows it’s her idea of therapy, but he’s smart enough to know it’s a good idea.

St. James may be off his game, but one look at the crime scene; a white Mercedes worth 100 grand, two very pretty guys in very nice clothes, one with his skull splattered over the car’s interior, the other a few feet away, tells him that this isn’t a lover’s tryst gone wrong, but that it’s been set up to look that way. The location, the scuffed heels on pretty guy number two, even the gun – good but not flashy enough for this pair – all add up to a deal gone bad, or a setup gone right.

The chief of police is trying to hang onto his job, and needs some righteous busts to do it, which is why Honey has a letter from him confirming St. James as a consultant for the department, a nice bit of irony considering he’d axed our boy from the force for getting in his way. We suspect some arm twisting from Honey, but this is the Big Easy, and everything seems possible, especially as the city scrambles to restore itself after Katrina, when money is flooding into the streets that water covered all too recently, and quickly becomes as dirty as the septic tide it replaced.

Del Breaux, the older of the two victims, worked at NASA’s The Michoud Assembly Facility as a consultant, the feather in a long career of work on classified projects. Parks, the thirtyish guy in the car, was a shipping manager there as well, and yes they were lovers, the head of security confirms in a very uncomfortable interview in which our team isn’t as impressed by words like “Top Secret” and “compartmentalized.” Oh, and if the NOPD finds Del Breaux’s laptop, they’d really like it back.

Allow me two quick asides here. First, it’s unsurprising that Ed Kovacs gets so much right about the underside of things, from the intelligence community to the world of mixed martial arts and the third world vibe that comes off New Orleans. In science fiction, you’ll occasionally find a physicist turning to the written page to get his ideas out to a broader public. In covert ops, you’ll find someone like Kovacs. Besides spending two and a half years setting up a security company in Post Katrina New Orleans, he divides his time between security contracts on several continents and lives, sometimes, in “a hanger in a Southern California airport.” We’d tell you which one, but you don’t have a need to know. Second, among the other facts that hold up, NASA’s Michoud facility, where they built shuttle tanks before and now run a variety of projects for other agencies, weathered Katrina better than most of the city, thanks in part to geography, but in part to the staff that stayed through the storm to maintain the pumping stations, and to whom NASA gave its Exceptional Bravery Medal. New Orleans, Kovacs makes clear is an uneven muddle of people putting their lives on the line to make things better; from church volunteers coming down after the flood to cops coming together to solve a case, coupled with a loose appreciation of right and wrong all around. It’s an interesting town.

Top Secret contracting for the government may pay well, but everyone in New Orleans has something on the side, and by the time Honey reaches the offices of “Breaux Enterprises” swankly located on the 49th floor in the high price district. Following the trail back to the victims home she finds that a “cleaning” crew has been there hours before. New computers and fax machines and not a scrap of paper make it clear this isn’t a case of the boys just being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Fortunately for our team, when they reach the house, it’s been unmolested. Not unvisited, but the first floor is apartments, and the renters didn’t take kindly to a crew showing up with vans and FBI credentials at four in the morning. Evidently the cleaners didn’t want to stick around for the police to show up. When St. James shows up and starts poking around, he comes up with the missing laptop in an upstairs bathroom and, considering the way things have been disappearing, decides to let it stay missing until he can get his own specialist to take a look at it.

Hmmm. That’s a lot of detail, and the story is just getting started. Soon we’ll have three government agencies, Chinese spies, an ex spook who lives in a crypt and at the bottom of a bottle of absinthe, a high tech arms auction with high level backing, mysterious containers in a scrap yard, and a lot more going on. If St. James was on top of his game, he’d take less damage as the case unravels, but fortunately he can take quite a bit, because it’s coming his way.

The story is fast, violent, and twisty all the way to the end and my hats off to Ed Kovacs for putting it all together in a package that feels very real on a lot of levels. Throughout the action St. James struggles to make sense of his feelings, both about the man he killed in his dojo and about Honey, and what hers are for him.

At the end, a lot of water has passed by the levee, but he’s still standing, or will be after he heals up, and his character has gained some interesting new depths, which we’re looking forward to exploring in Burnt Black, due out this year.