How many words have these keys written,

and what were they, anyway?

Dear Sir (or Madam), In regard to the matter of the fourteenth.

It was dark when she turned the corner onto Hollywood and Vine, or as dark as it ever gets in LA.

The principal crops of Bolivia are potatoes, sugar cane, cotton, coffee, corn, rice and wheat, although the growth of cocoa leaf constitutes a larger part of the nation’s agricultural revenue.

Conductor (bemusedly): This isn’t the right ticket, Miss. I’m afraid you’ve gotten onto the wrong train.

Blend 3 cups of sugar, 1 tsp of vanilla, the grated peel of 1 orange, 1 cup orange juice…

Please come home soon. Love.

Goodbye.