{"id":5621,"date":"2019-12-31T00:00:32","date_gmt":"2019-12-31T05:00:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.e357.net\/beingernest\/?p=5621"},"modified":"2019-11-18T11:22:37","modified_gmt":"2019-11-18T16:22:37","slug":"the-sky-done-ripped-ned-the-seal-by-joe-r-lansdale","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/the-sky-done-ripped-ned-the-seal-by-joe-r-lansdale\/","title":{"rendered":"The Sky Done Ripped (Ned the Seal) by Joe R. Lansdale"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-5624\" src=\"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/The-Sky-Done-Ripped-198x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"198\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/The-Sky-Done-Ripped-198x300.jpg 198w, https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/The-Sky-Done-Ripped.jpg 330w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 198px) 100vw, 198px\" \/>The Sky Done Ripped (Ned the Seal) by Joe R. Lansdale<br \/>\nCover Artist: Timothy Truman<br \/>\nReview by Ernest Lilley<br \/>\nSubterranean Hardcover ISBN\/ITEM#: 9781596069107<br \/>\nDate: 31 December 2019 List Price $40.00<br \/>\nLinks: http:\/\/www.sfrevu.com\/php\/Review-id.php?id=18687<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re looking for an absurdist mash-up of H.G.Wells, Jules Verne, Authur Conan Doyle, and pretty much every other proto-steampunk adventure you can image, you&#8217;ve come to the right place. If you&#8217;re looking for the further adventures of Ned, the steampunk\/cybernetically uplifted seal, ditto, and it&#8217;s a fine place to be. But if you&#8217;re looking for serious science fiction, don&#8217;t stop here. But if you&#8217;re up for some pulpy-steampunky-timey-whimy fun, by all means, pull up a chair.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>H.G. Wells (the author is a character here) and Ned the seal, travel in time, space, and across parallel worlds in what can only be thought of as Verne&#8217;s Nautilis crossed with a Tardis. Stopping off on a planet of the apes alternate Earth just after the alien invasion and subsequent panic, Ned and Wells pick up young Bill and his sister Suzy Q., survivors of a shipwreck caused when the cruise ship carrying the president fleeing to safe-haven ran into a flying saucer. More of a floating saucer.<br \/>\nThen things get weird. Tarzan (Tongo in this world), a Vernian underground world, Airships, Giant stone juggernauts, and the evil Toni, the unloved daughter of the Ape-American president, now a strange hybrid filled with knowledge from the aliens and mutating into something remarkably revolting.<\/p>\n<p>It all comes down to a race to grab the golden fleece and maybe get everyone somewhere they can call home.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, we&#8217;ve got Ned our side.<\/p>\n<p>W.C. Fields once remarked that you should never work with animals or children, as they&#8217;ll both upstage you. Ned proves the truth of that, red fez and all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Sky Done Ripped (Ned the Seal) by Joe R. Lansdale Cover Artist: Timothy Truman Review by Ernest Lilley Subterranean Hardcover ISBN\/ITEM#: 9781596069107 Date: 31 December 2019 List Price $40.00 Links: http:\/\/www.sfrevu.com\/php\/Review-id.php?id=18687 If you&#8217;re looking for an absurdist mash-up of H.G.Wells, Jules Verne, Authur Conan Doyle, and pretty much every other proto-steampunk adventure you can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2629,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,33],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews","category-science-fiction"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2629"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5621"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5626,"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5621\/revisions\/5626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}