{"id":350,"date":"2010-12-22T00:24:49","date_gmt":"2010-12-22T05:24:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.e357.net\/beingernest\/?p=350"},"modified":"2013-06-18T21:07:23","modified_gmt":"2013-06-19T02:07:23","slug":"350","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/350\/","title":{"rendered":"Typewriter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/DSC_0428_edited-1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-356\" style=\"margin-right: 10px;\" title=\"DSC_0428_edited-1\" src=\"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/DSC_0428_edited-1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"218\" \/><\/a>How many words have these keys written,<\/p>\n<p>and what were they, anyway?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Dear Sir (or Madam), In regard to the matter of the fourteenth.<\/p>\n<p>It was dark when she turned the corner onto Hollywood and Vine, or as dark as it ever gets in LA.<\/p>\n<p>The principal crops of Bolivia are potatoes, sugar cane, cotton, coffee, corn, rice and wheat, although the growth of cocoa leaf constitutes a larger part of the nation&#8217;s agricultural revenue.<\/p>\n<p>Conductor (bemusedly): This isn&#8217;t the right ticket, Miss. I&#8217;m afraid you&#8217;ve gotten onto the wrong train.<\/p>\n<p>Blend 3 cups of sugar, 1 tsp of vanilla, the grated peel of 1 orange, 1 cup orange juice&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Please come home soon. Love.<\/p>\n<p>Goodbye.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How many words have these keys written, and what were they, anyway?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[31],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","tag-typewriter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3128,"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions\/3128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/e357.net\/beingernest\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}